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Donntay
came to Moorgate at the age of fifteen, another young man whose parents
had brought into the world a few more mouths than they could feed. He
swore to not follow in their footsteps. From childhood on, Donntay
dreamed of being a great wizard, one whose name would be spoken in
tones of awe. To this day, his name IS spoken in tones of awe, but not
in quite the way he had hoped.
The war of pranks started the day Donntay came upon some other young
apprentice mages at the lake. They were skinny-dipping and he thought
that hiding their clothing might be fun -- especially since some pretty
girls were on the path. Unfortunately, they didn't agree. One by one
the victims of his latest little joke sought to get even but never
quite managed to.
A lovely young girl name Alianna lives in Moorgate and runs a shop in
the Mages Guild. She is, besides lovely, vain and shallow. Donntay was
blind to this, caring only for her beautiful face and dainty figure
(covered, of course, by the most exquisite clothing). He told himself
that she was attracted to him, as he was to her, and swore he would one
day marry her. First, of course, he had to woo her. He decided to show
her at the Spring Ball that she had won his eye, and that he wished to
court her.
Alianna had, of course, heard of Donntay's ideas. She was merely amused
by them; she scorned his offer to escort her to the Spring Ball, saying
she would not be seen with anyone who dressed as poorly as he. It might
have ended there, had not some of the victims of his pranks heard what
had happened and gotten some ideas of their own.
Donntay brought his problem to Bliss, a young but friendly sorceress.
She was a quick thinker and he wanted a woman's point of view.
Unfortunately, he had forgotten all about a rather distressing jest he
had played on her in months past. Meant to be harmless, it had gone
somewhat awry and she had been unable to sit comfortably for several
days. Furthermore, it had badly scorched her favorite robes and she had
been unable to replace them. Like her fellow students, she had been
unable to even the score. Until now”
Bliss happily provided Donntay with a spell, ostensibly to help him win
Alianna. Donntay was told the spell would turn his plain robes into
richly colored silk, embroidered with gold thread. And so it did, the
night of the Spring Ball.
Alianna was looking simply enchanting and Donntay ducked into an alcove
to cast the spell that would help him catch her attention. Softly
muttering the words, he waited a few seconds and then strode boldly
into the ballroom. He was gratified to see that he had at last captured
Alianna's attention.
Of course, the true purpose of the spell was more sophisticated than
the effect he sought. After a short time his beautiful robes would
turn, not into his plain woolen robes, but rags. As Bliss hid in the
hallway and listened to the words he murmured she realized that they
did not sound right. Peeking into the ballroom she and the others
waited. Word had spread quickly that Donntay's time had finally come
and most of his victims couldn't wait to see him get his just desserts.
They noticed that Alianna was suddenly very attentive to him and he
seemed to be at his most charming. Out in the hall, Bliss tried to
figure out what words he had spoken and how they would affect the
spell. The music was loud, the people merry and the dancing had all but
stopped as mages shot furtive glances toward the oblivious Donntay.
Just as a song ended, Donntay's robes gave an abrupt and smoky "poof,"
turn instantly not into rags, but cinders. They disappeared completely,
leaving only a scattering of black dust on the ballroom floor. Many of
the mages turned away in embarrassed amusement, but several victims of
Donntay's pranks laughed outright; Alianna turned away in disgust.
Bliss and her cohorts tried valiantly not to laugh though this was even
better than what they had planned. When one old wizard exclaimed, "He's
starkers!" they completely lost control, collapsing to the floor and
howling with laughter.
The old man grabbed at a nearby tablecloth, yanking it out from under
the plates that covered most of the surface. He offered it to Donntay
while trying to hold a sympathetic demeanor. Donntay, red with
embarrassment and shame, gratefully accepted the tablecloth and wrapped
it around himself. The elderly wizard gaped with astonishment as the
tablecloth also disappeared with a smoky "poof." He tugged at the cloak
of a nearby shaman, who grudgingly undid the clasp and handed it to
Donntay. Even as he wrapped the cloak around himself, it too dissolved
in a puff of smoke. All around the hall people stopped laughing and
looked at him with growing pity, while he turned redder and more
humiliated. Several more tablecloths and cloaks had fallen victim to
puffs of smoke before Donntay pulled a leaf off of a decorative, but
live, short palm tree. He desperately wrapped it around himself,
waiting for it to disappear. It didn't. He let out a breath he hadn't
realized he was holding.
"Well," spoke the aging wizard, "seems like cloth don't like you
anymore." Several nearby mages thought they saw a grin forming on the
man's face, but he merely glanced quickly at them and turned back to
Donntay. "Don't suppose you can go out into Moorgate like that -
completely starkers. Best you stay indoors, lad." Donntay nodded
miserably. He was humiliated.
So he was given a job in the guild - to watch over the guild
teleporter. Unfortunately, palm leaves do not live very long, and no
one has managed to figure out exactly where the spell went wrong. No
one has called him Donntay in a very long time - the now dead wizard's
description stuck. Alianna, of course, refuses to date a man who wears
a palm leaf.
-- As told to Kerineth and Voranimus |